♎ caroline forbes | the vampire diaries

[vampireboulevard]

	✔ Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs/AU ✔ Aᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴘᴀᴍ ✔ Pʀᴏsᴇ	✔ Pɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs ✔ Oᴛʜᴇʀᴡᴏʀᴅʟʏ ✔ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs	♥ F/M, F/F ⏰ Lᴇɢᴀᴄɪᴇs-ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴀɴᴛ

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[pirateing]

What about you? Do you sense things commonly? Are you perfect?

[vampireboulevard]

Perfect? No. But I do try to keep things somewhat sensible.

[pirateing]

I am the very picture of sensibility.

[vampireboulevard]

I will take your word for it.

[pirateing]

So. Your mom's the new sheriff, right?

[vampireboulevard]

[she nods, making a face.]

Yep. That's me.

[pirateing]

How's that? What's that uh, what's that like? She may realize our town tends to have a... high body count.

[vampireboulevard]

It can't be worse than Mystic Falls. We had ... an obscene amount of animal attacks.

[pirateing]

You and us both. Is there some kind of dual award they can give?

[vampireboulevard]

For what? Not getting mauled?

[pirateing]

Not getting mauled, not getting sucked dry of -- [ Xander, woah there. ] humor. An award for - for comedians?

[vampireboulevard]

[Sucked dry? That's definitely a curious way of putting things. But she'll poke at that later.]

I don't think so. Unless you're getting roasted on Comedy Central.

[pirateing]

Which is a - an honor, I hear.

[vampireboulevard]

That's the theory. Mostly it just seems like it's kind of pointless.