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[all_thecavalry]

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Comments

[arrogantandglib]

Wear one of those cute little outfits you have in your closet.

[all_thecavalry]

Damon, if I'm going to kick your ass, I'm not going to make it enjoyable for you.

[arrogantandglib]

So you're wearing, what, sackcloth?

[all_thecavalry]

NO. But I'm not dressing up for the occasion.

[arrogantandglib]

Then I'll still enjoy. On some level.

[all_thecavalry]

You're depraved.

[arrogantandglib]

It's been said.

[all_thecavalry]

Is there anything else you wanted?

[arrogantandglib]

True love?

[Somewhere inside that vampire heart of his? He actually means that. He just doesn't think he deserves it.]

[all_thecavalry]

Keep searching, Salvatore. You're not going to find it with this girl.

[though ... that is kind of sweet.]

[arrogantandglib]

Of course not. Who would want to compete with your job?

[all_thecavalry]

.... You're a real ass, you know that?

[throwadollar]

Yes. I do.

[all_thecavalry]

Good. So long as you're aware.

[throwadollar]

:-*

[all_thecavalry]

Don't emoticon me.

[throwadollar]

:-* :-* :-*

[all_thecavalry]

Don't you have anything better to do.

[throwadollar]

[ There is a short delay. ]

Nope. No one I'd rather do.

[ And he actually thought that over, too. ]

[all_thecavalry]

[oh gag me.]

I'm going to stop responding now.

[throwadollar]

See you in a few. <3

[ He's not gonna say a few what. It's a surprise. ]

[all_thecavalry]

[oh god. NO DAMON, that was not what she meant when she said she wasn't going to respond anymore.]