ℬ bo dennis | lost girl

[dontkanyeme]

	✔ Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs/AU ✔ Aᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴘᴀᴍ ✔ Pʀᴏsᴇ	✔ Pɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs ✔ Oᴛʜᴇʀᴡᴏʀᴅʟʏ ✔ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs	♥ F/M, F/F ⏰ Uᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ

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CALL. I'm just up to 3x03. Kind of a sin I know.

[recalcitrancy]

Bobo, why didn't you tell me your undercover lovah was kind of a badass? [ He's polishing off a beer right now. It's a miracle he's torn his attention away long enough to make this phone call. ] Also where the hell are you? Sigh once if you're gettin' lucky. Twice if you're kidnapped.

[dontkanyeme]

[Oh, Kenzi. She's not going to comment on that bit about Lauren right now.]

I'm at the Dahl. Speaking of where are you?

[recalcitrancy]

[ Where was Kenzi? On the worst date in the history of dates. She kept calling him K and talked about her grandma a lot. Kenzi was all about family connections, but this was too much. He was pretty sure she was gearing up to tell Kenzi that she sprinkled a few of her grandma's ashes in her coffee every morning. That just seemed like something this nutter would do. ] On a date. She's in the bathroom. I'm debating on leaving while she's indisposed. She collects belly button lint. That shoulda been my first warning.

[dontkanyeme]

Belly button lint? That does not sound healthy.

[there's a pause as she takes a sip of her drink.]

The fake emergency call?

[as your exit strategy, she means.]

[recalcitrancy]

I thought it was cute and quirky at first. I mean it's hers--what's the harm in collecting the junk? [ His huge mistake was not flinching when she told him she collected others as well. He really needed to get the hell out of here.

Kenzi pushed the empty glass away and glanced backwards to see if she had come out of the bathroom yet. With any luck she was distracted by her own belly button lint or something. ] Someone better be fake dead or I fear she won't let me leave. [ An emergency would not cut it. This would have to be a fake dead person call to get away from this clinger. ]

[dontkanyeme]

Ciara's dead.

[a beat]

I know she didn't just die, but she doesn't know that, right?