🔎 jessica jones | marvel cinematic universe

[neverthehero]

	✔ Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs/AU ✔ Aᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴘᴀᴍ ✔ Pʀᴏsᴇ	✔ Pɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs ✔ Oᴛʜᴇʀᴡᴏʀᴅʟʏ ✔ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs	♥ F/M, F/F ⏰ Uᴘ ᴛᴏ s2

Comments

[neverthehero]

Exactly! They make it so obvious.

[Famous people are dead giveaways, but she figures that the famous people don't want to make a guest spot for a part with no meat.]

[xfit]

I guess when you get paid the big bucks you can make yourself the lead villain. [He shrugs. That's more Trish's department than his.]

[neverthehero]

[She nods because that's probably true. Then she slumps back into the couch with a sigh.]

It'd be nice if the cases in real life wrapped up as neatly as they did on TV though.

[xfit]

[Malcolm doesn't hesitate to nod. How much easier would their lives have been if what went down with Kilgrave was a tv show?]

We'd probably be a lot less stressed out.

[neverthehero]

I'd probably still have a drinking problem though. That kind of shit makes great drama.

[xfit]

But, it'd be a sexy drinking problem. You'd only drink the best whiskey. You'd never smell either.

[Sorry to call out your life like that.]

[neverthehero]

[She snorts in response.]

Because I'd actually live in a decent place and not a shit hole?